In response to a summer vacation topic WoWInsider posted the other day, the Collegiate Times has posted a list of summer vacation ‘do’s & don’ts’ (how quaint), and coming in at number five on that list:
5.) DON’T lock yourself in your room all day playing video games. It’s only acceptable to spend eight consecutive hours in a virtual fairy-land if you are doing so with another human. Instead of closing your door and giving everyone the sneaking suspicion that you have formed an irrefutable bond with your right hand, knock on the next room down and make friends with dudeface so you can combine your warrior fighting noob powers. Don’t worry, Zelda’s Twilight Princess will be out in November, and you will have plenty of time to hide away in the darkest corner of your room to ride Chocobos and raise your HP to “Level 9 – Congratulations! You’ve graduated to the shameless rank of social outcast!” – insert retainer slurping noises here.
So, does that mean that as long as you’re playing games with other people, then it’s ok? Is it just the Zelda games they want you to stay away from? And if so, why do they want you to wait until the school year to start playing? Something’s fishy here…
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